Don't Spit

I'm on a mission to stop men from using spit as a lubricant.

Now, I understand sometimes you have no choice—you're in a back alley, or a rock club bathroom--you're not carrying Astroglide in your back pocket!  In those sexually spontaneous moments it might be necessary to spit on whatever it is you're about to stick in her and hurriedly climax you or her.  But when you have your woman at home and she's beautifully spread out, leisurely awaiting penetration, DON'T spit a big wet one all over your hand, or worse, spit directly on her pussy.  

Spit is repulsive to most women, and well known to be a bacteria-laden cesspool.  Instead, take an extra little moment and reach into the nightstand drawer.  Pull out the Astroglide and teasingly spread it all over her eagerly-awaiting cunni!  She will smile approvingly and in the morning not have a yeast infection.

 

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