INSERTION IS CONSENT

Suddenly there's a plethora of male rights issues cropping up:
Frozen embryos
Stolen sperm
Forced child support

Good.  Right on time.  After 40 years of focusing on righting the wrongs males perpetrated on females, we've finally reached the point in the swing of the pendulum where we're ready to sway to the middle and correct
ourselves to a balance between the sexes.  Let me clarify.  "Balance", like "equality", doesn't mean "the same."

The fashions of the 80's female power suit proved males and females should never try to be "the same."  I celebrate our differences.  Now let's try to come up with equitable solutions.  My suggestions:

If a man does not want a child, he has four options:
1.  Never insert penis into a vagina (even if it's just for three seconds.)
2.  Get a vasectomy
3.  Practice sodomy
4.  Never deposit sperm in a bank.

The same rules apply to the female:
1.  Never have a penis in the vagina. (even if he promises to pull out before coming.)
2.  Get tubes tied
3.  Practice sodomy
4.  No frozen eggs.

In the rare instances of subterfuge, i.e., lied to about birth control, or stolen sperm, or in the case of changing your mind after making a sperm deposit, you have to prove your case in a court of law just as you would if
someone stole your car or lied to you about some other matter.

INSERTION IS CONSENT.  If you didn't insert and you didn't sign a release form, your sperm remains your property and you don't have to pay child support.

 

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