A Ken Doll Nation -- America Hates Cocks

Posted by Tara at 3/12/2008 10:12 PM
Categories: sex humor, sexual comedy, Cocks, sexual humor, ken doll
America hates the male genitalia.  I know this because it's nowhere to be found.  It has been eliminated from our statues, from our movies, from our dolls, and most disturbingly from our anatomy books!

Yes, that's right---anatomy books.  Apparently, children ages 8-14 are too fragile to see male genitalia hanging about in their anatomy books.  Now I can understand precious little Johnny and his cutesey pie sister Sarah not opening up their Dick and Jane first grade readers and having Dick's dad stand full Monty in the shower, but what I don't understand is not having full frontal in their anatomy science book.  Last time I checked, men still had penises.  Some might not have any balls anymore, but they're not ALL neutered Ken Dolls!

I've often wondered what little Johnny thinks when he first de-pants his sister's Ken Doll.  Does he scream in terror because Grandma chopped the dolls woo-hoos off like she threatened him if he kept playing with it at the grocery store?  Or, does he think, "How funny, they forgot a piece."  But more than likely, sub-consciously, he says, "Penis dirty, shameful."

This is why I believe men in this society have Penis Shame.  They've been taught by their parents, religion, and society itself, that the penis is "ugly", filthy", "sinful", "dirty", and worst of all, a "defiler of women."  What defines the virgin and whore-penis usage!  What's the quickest way to send a virgin to hell, fuck her.

Our whole culture has vilified the penis.  If they're in our movies, they get an automatic R rating, (even if they're just lying there flaccid and dead, as in the movie, Munich).  Forget about ever seeing one fully erect standing tall and proud, that's considered pornography, gets an X rating, and no family theater is gonna show that movie.

The Greeks, Romans and Egyptians loved the cock!  It was a symbol of fertility, strength, and good luck.  But our society hates the cock, it chops it off or covers it up.  I tried to buy Michelangelo's beautiful David statue, but every one of them had bath towels draped over the most artistic spot.  The anatomy book I wanted to buy for my nephew castrated De Vinci's, Persistence of Man.  And everyone knows G.I. Joe is missing some vital combat equipment.

America is schizophrenic!  On one side, we have a "father knows best" attitude.  God the Father is worshipped in our churches.  Men dominate the workplace---how many female CEO's have you seen?  And, they prevail in our government and in elected positions.  The male is praised and honored for his aggression, risk-taking, and strength.  Yet, on every image of the proud male, that great genitalia is either hidden or chopped off.  The mirror image that the male has of himself has been emasculated and shamed---no wonder males are confused!  Why does America want to remove the only organ that differentiates the male from the female?  Why does G.I. Joe look like Barbie?

Perhaps why so many men feel neutered these days is not because their wives make them take out the trash, or because of evil femi-nazi's, but because they never see a strong, hard cock rising proudly on our public statues.


 

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