The Lonely Thigh

Posted by Tara at 2/4/2008 10:54 PM
Categories: G spot, thighs, clit, Humor, g-spot, clitoris, sexual humor, sex humor
Sex is not about focus, but about multi-tasking.

Lately, I have become bored with oral sex.  Not because my clit doesn't like a good licking.  In fact, women's sex lives greatly improved when men learned the clit was the female G-Spot.  Now, thirty years after the "Great Discovery" a new problem arises-it seems the male's natural predilection towards "focusing" has created what I call:  The Lonely Thigh Syndrome.


My thighs are screaming to be included, but like the poor cousin, left out in the cold.  Sad, but true, my lovers are so ecstatic to have their noses in my vagina--and even prouder that they know the clit is the G-Spot--that their one-task-at-a-time brains have forgotten that the thigh is connected to the vagi.


Time after time, my lovers kiss their way down or up to my vagi, then stop and hover-park above my clit.  I twist and thrust to try to lead their tongues to my thighs, and even take the direct approach saying, "Kiss my thighs," but to no avail.  They learned the clit was it, and they're sticking to it.


I beg men:  "Please move around, don't leave my thighs lonely!"  Try to learn this:  Sex is not about focus-it's about multi-tasking!

 

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